Look at me... I'm so cute. And Innocent, of course.
Hmmm..... What's this?
[why are you looking at me like that? I can't crawl, remember?]
WHAT?!? I'm just lying here. Lying here twiddling my thumbs.... Right where I've been all night.
You give me way too much credit. Look at me just chilling here. My hand is just making random movements and I'm not about to roll over again. Don't worry about a thing.
What's this? No one is watching... Make a run, errr, ROLL for it!
Muhahahaha! Sweet success. Shoe leather, meet the teething baby gums.
**Please note: No shoes were harmed (or chewed on) in the making of this mini-drama**